tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-42712173181245670322011-11-29T01:29:49.187+08:00想找個樹洞初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.comBlogger2071100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-1128967164491886882011-11-20T09:01:00.000+08:002011-11-20T09:01:47.002+08:00在教室<br />星堯站在阿會後面偷聽他講手機<br />阿會明明知道，但沒事<br /><br />我站在後面也想聽<br />就被罵了<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-112896716449188688?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-90219795777586043822011-10-24T00:54:00.000+08:002011-10-24T00:54:31.552+08:00在洗衣店看到女主人抱著白狗進來洗衣，<br />狗的眼睛是渾濁白色。<br />女主人將白狗放在地上要離開店時，<br />一直對著狗說「走吧，搭車車囉，搭車車」<br />那隻狗好像失明一樣，走路還撞到門<br />女主人牽著狗，耐心等他聞東聞西才帶他上機車<br /><br />我看了好難過<br /><br />為什麼那隻狗看起來還是笑笑的？<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-9021979577758604382?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-73263593091280644742011-08-27T13:37:00.000+08:002011-08-27T13:37:34.412+08:00你送我手機套<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-7326359309128064474?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-89574619207542652442011-08-15T07:33:00.001+08:002011-08-15T07:36:44.536+08:00載人<br />在學校<br />喇叭要我載他<br />我要他先去車棚等<br />出發前整理東西<br />把一些有的沒的全帶在身上<br />但我並沒有載他就離開校園(也沒有通知他)<br /><br />看房子<br />將車騎到像廢墟一般的小巷<br />四處都是火燒痕跡<br />巷口頗正的阿姨問我是不是要看房<br />我說是<br />他就帶我去其中一間<br />這裡的房子外表雖爛<br />但內裝還不錯<br />一二樓的通風好照明佳<br />特別的是房子有通到外頭大馬路<br />看完後<br />我們走到外頭聊天<br />阿姨說房子還有油漆味聞了會暈<br />他一講完我馬上就有刺鼻的暈昡感<br /><br /><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8957461920754265244?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-73350507156422329832011-08-04T23:24:00.000+08:002011-08-04T23:24:16.577+08:00其一<br />船期稽催<br /><br />其二<br />黑白的彩繪機殼<br /><br />只記得這些關鍵字<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-7335050715642232983?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-3514187660275027872011-07-29T00:21:00.000+08:002011-07-29T00:21:05.091+08:00早上和媽媽通電話<br /><br />講著講著就想哭<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-351418766027502787?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-37463150995438535852011-07-16T22:04:00.000+08:002011-07-16T22:04:05.581+08:00和BG吃飯<div>在魔姑的書上看到這件衣服<br /><div><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UpArXiXsn_A/TiGZ3fO1E-I/AAAAAAAAAh4/r3H8350CCxM/s1600/TST135-1b.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UpArXiXsn_A/TiGZ3fO1E-I/AAAAAAAAAh4/r3H8350CCxM/s320/TST135-1b.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div>很自然就想到X會</div></div><div>原來我的注音這麼糟</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3746315099543853585?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-22593717802449948502011-07-16T11:48:00.000+08:002011-07-16T11:48:35.527+08:00其一<br />作業寫到一半就不想寫了<br />看到 Gink書櫃上有「各國語言研究」的書<br />好奇借來一看<br />原來是光碟版(8cm)<br />將片子拿起來才發現底下壓著一堆A片<br /><br />其二<br />小胖知道所有客戶的電腦硬體狀況<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-2259371780244994850?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-64038634984743576142011-06-27T03:22:00.000+08:002011-06-27T03:22:24.260+08:00其一<br />爸在宜蘭某間牧場玩的照片<br /><br />其二<br />傳簡訊給羽珊問那間牧場怎麼去<br />結果他同學看了簡訊打來和我聊天<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6403863498474357614?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-78042217043311984762011-05-29T22:35:00.000+08:002011-05-29T22:35:47.194+08:00值星帶<br />太久沒背值星<br />忘記左肩還右肩背<br />也忘記紅色還藍色該朝上<br /><br />一元戴耳機聽隨身聽<br /><br />阿蕙將一瓶水(剩一點點)放在我們三人面前<br />之後拿一個黑色水果給我(大小和蘋果一樣)<br />我正要吃的時候<br />他彎腰把水果吃了三分之一<br />果肉看起來像西米露<br />老樣子<br />心情很好<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-7804221704331198476?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-60573842539886388882011-05-22T09:22:00.000+08:002011-05-22T09:22:23.962+08:00打卡<br />卡片沒翻面打錯日期<br />發覺時要改已來不及<br />只好在錯的那欄註記背面<br /><br />馬尾<br />照鏡子看到頭髮亂翹<br />怎麼撥都弄不好<br />轉身照鏡才知道<br />頭髮綁了橡皮筋<br /><br />馬丁說某件事很難<br />我要他別下標籤<br />限制住自己<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6057384253988638888?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-79535485478559031892011-05-04T23:43:00.000+08:002011-05-04T23:43:16.896+08:00想到會離開這件事<br /><br />我跨不出去<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-7953548547855903189?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-37667915302353131732011-04-28T22:26:00.000+08:002011-04-28T22:26:22.617+08:00裕翔找不到數位機上盒的網路孔<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3766791530235313173?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-31480065910184650972011-04-17T23:31:00.000+08:002011-04-17T23:31:47.019+08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ffVjkxGOc6I/TasHL6V83TI/AAAAAAAAAgg/qfp1dqeqOcs/s1600/g.GIF" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ffVjkxGOc6I/TasHL6V83TI/AAAAAAAAAgg/qfp1dqeqOcs/s1600/g.GIF" /></a></div><br />靠牆的課桌椅，<br />我和前面的世如聊天，<br />他說請別人吃東西時別問他要不要，<br />而是直接丟給他說：給你。<br />話說完阿會走到我旁邊，<br />我出來讓他坐裡面。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3148006591018465097?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-62009133864079929092011-04-07T23:37:00.000+08:002011-04-07T23:37:18.839+08:00和早餐店老闆聊到工作<div>他說很多公司會注重有沒有抽煙</div><div><br /></div><div>我：沒有煙癮但有毒癮</div><div><br /></div><div>面試時自我介紹就說</div><div><br /></div><div>爸務農(泰國種大麻、罌粟花</div><div>媽藥劑師(製安毒</div><div>哥律師(游走法律邊緣</div><div>姊清潔工(洗錢</div><div><br /></div><div>是該出來見見世面了</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6200913386407992909?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-1882467927946121552011-04-07T23:28:00.001+08:002011-04-08T00:36:33.111+08:00以下成人不宜<br /><a name='more'></a>一群女人穿著睡衣，下半身光溜溜<br /><div>輪流上前展示性器</div><div>去其中一女人家</div><div>他有2個小孩</div><div>他老公帶我上樓看更衣室</div><div>還問我有沒有空房他想租下來裝電表再分租</div><div>樓上還有另一個門</div><div>裡頭是某社團活動地點</div><div>走進去</div><div>有個小夥子問來幹嘛就把我們趕走</div><div><br /></div><div>某公司把遊樂場包下來</div><div>員工分2組對抗</div><div>活動結束後</div><div>我負責將Bra發還給女員工</div><div>其中一個女的說他要32的AB督</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-188246792794612155?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-34640477398204035952011-04-02T14:27:00.000+08:002011-04-02T14:27:36.326+08:00喝水能夠解離<br />牛頓的牛是人<br />頓是解離物<br /><br />莫明其妙<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3464047739820403595?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-34756921040142834102011-03-30T00:12:00.002+08:002011-03-30T00:12:52.590+08:00昏暗的房間<br />洗手台水龍頭要逆時針打開<br />阿會要和朋友出去<br />把門關上前<br />我說那我怎麼辦<br />他笑著走掉<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3475692104014283410?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-27584485267812126172011-03-20T21:04:00.002+08:002011-03-20T21:07:52.549+08:00我真的很喜歡你<br />我不想抱著遺憾死掉<br /><a name='more'></a><br />可以讓我抱著你嗎?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-2758448526781212617?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-67297375255472556602011-03-13T13:42:00.000+08:002011-03-13T13:42:15.193+08:00軍事演習<br />超大戰鬥機從高空俯衝而下再拔升<br />超恐怖<br /><br />飛機丟下2個大竹籃<br />落地後2個人從竹籃跳出來<br />我問他們腳不會痛嗎？<br />他們說超痛<br /><br />和小弟弟還有阿會聊天<br />他們說早上醒來骨頭都會發出卡卡的響聲<br /><br />某女和阿會說話<br />阿會穿短T，將衣服往下拉露出胸部就快速跑開<br />我差點就看到了<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6729737525547255660?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-72606612877958804382011-03-03T15:12:00.000+08:002011-03-03T15:12:42.639+08:00其一<br />老板不發薪當我是義工<br /><br />其二<br />唬人心得<br />語調平淡、有自信、術語、練習、心態<br />例如：<br />撲克牌裡的梅花三為何叫貓咪三？<br />因為梅花形狀像貓掌<br /><br />鍾游和抬樹的油誰比較好<br />一個是提鍊法另一個是裂解法<br />前者較純<br /><br />其三<br />有時想和別人不同<br />有時想和別人一樣<br />不甘平凡<br />甘於平淡<br /><br />其四<br />物競天擇<br />動物界是危險的<br />交配時迅速射精是鐵則<br />荒郊野外做愛搞半小時不被獅子老虎拖去泡茶我頭給你<br />∴古人傳宗接代講效率<br />一堆持久的人能活到現在是奇蹟<br />時代變了<br />有交配權的人都是120秒品種演化而來<br /><br />做愛有效率和上廁所持久的人都是<b>極品</b><br /><b><br /></b><br />其五<br />反骨<br />為反抗而反抗<br />你愈要我怎樣我就唱反調<br />倔強<br /><br />其六<br />溫室花<br />前人當兵<br />只裝一壺水整天操課也沒見中暑<br />現在<br />每節喝水500cc<br />有個屁用<br /><br />其七<br />潛意識<br />埔心車站離職訓中心2公里<br />要走半小時很輕鬆<br />伯克說前半段都是上坡走起來很累<br />被他害得走起來氣喘噓噓<br /><br />公園單槓和中原大學單槓<br />前者粗後者較細<br />小弟說公園的比較好拉<br />也是被他害的<br />公園能拉到十五下<br />中原拉十二下就要偷笑了<br /><br />其八<br />幸福<br />餐餐有飯吃<br />看什麼都不順眼<br />想罵什麼都可以<br />煩惱事業愛情家庭朋友<br /><br />幸福真的是比較出來的？<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-7260661287795880438?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-83440364266503077482011-03-03T13:55:00.002+08:002011-03-03T13:55:19.492+08:00阿會外公在按摩店工作<br />每天八點到凌晨兩點<br /><br />球隊監督血剩一點點<br />要偷溜回家時被球迷堵住<br />我洗茶杯準備泡茶給他們喝<br /><br />在幸村家聊天<br />聊到防毒程式<br />他利用通道(網友提供的工具)掃毒<br />也可自己勾選程式供別人使用；<br />還拿了些雜誌要我帶回去<br />他翻開其中一本書<br />裡頭全是空拍照<br />我說這是「從空中看地球」<br />他瞪我一眼說<br />吼！你又來了<br /><br />回程遇到翁學長<br />邊走邊聊<br />路口一間店面空著<br />高小姐在裡頭粉刷牆壁<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8344036426650307748?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-62743140673800404752011-02-19T08:17:00.000+08:002011-02-19T08:17:53.914+08:00阿猛和阿蕙在家(長方形的家<br />我和他們聊天<br />阿蕙在洗澡<br />聽著浴室的水聲<br />心情很好<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6274314067380040475?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-67856076006907010802011-02-12T07:01:00.000+08:002011-02-12T07:01:24.864+08:00過年之一<br />書架上「人體器官學」特別顯眼<br /><br />過年之二<br />和學長外修電視機模糊問題<br />牆內有台無線IP分享器，背板有cable、色差端子<br />我弄斷線要重接<br />學長要我在空白海報上寫字<br />準備給蘇嘉全看<br />我字醜又不知道要寫什麼<br />將海報翻面<br />依照格子寫字，但格子是歪的，字愈寫愈歪<br />我問學長這很重要嗎？<br />因為我想先修好電視機模糊問題<br /><br />過年之三<br />我被一群人帶走<br />帶頭的說有足球隊的人踩高蹺從他媽身上跨過<br />他媽被嚇到<br />所以要我們付出代價<br />我說讓球隊的人都出來擺一桌向你媽陪罪<br />帶頭大哥說「你太狡猾了」<br />於是大家圍著我要開扁<br />我還說著要文打還是武打之類的屁話<br />擺出防守的姿勢被圍毆<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6785607600690701080?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-92041125680377319782011-02-12T01:23:00.001+08:002011-02-12T06:43:57.991+08:00一種力量<br />令你什麼事情都做不好(例如綁鞋帶)<br />搞砸很簡單的事<br />我稱之為「無力」<br /><br />手暗筒<br />照到的地方都會變黑<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-9204112568037731978?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-43208698961342645102011-01-15T23:56:00.000+08:002011-01-15T23:56:43.949+08:00忙碌或是低潮時<br />有牽掛的人可以想<br />是很棒的事<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-4320869896134264510?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-87679508492034902432011-01-07T23:03:00.000+08:002011-01-07T23:03:58.221+08:00其一<br />學長在電桿上拉線，<br />我從底下走過不理他<br /><br />其二<br />騎車路上看到阿會和君君各騎一台車，<br />君君進一家眼鏡行，<br />我繼續跟著阿會，<br />他載小孩進國小，<br />我在前面騎很慢等他，<br />結果在小路上讓汽車先過時摔車，<br />鼻血狂流，胸口染紅，頭很暈<br /><br />其三<br />和阿猴聊相機保養，<br />我拿nex3正在擦拭，<br />他看了一會就接手，<br />說要像擦寶箱一樣輕柔才行。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8767950849203490243?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-83976685971111588642011-01-03T00:12:00.000+08:002011-01-03T00:12:11.801+08:00其一<br />國中檢查指甲<br />我的手很髒<br />老師檢查時我騙他說早上摸土弄髒的<br /><br />其二<br />阿會綁馬尾<br />我彈他髮簪上的鈴鐺玩<br /><br />其三<br />媽媽和伯母聊著我小時候的糗事一直笑<br /><br />其四<br />我向小胖借手機<br />他拿給我然後說：超薄!<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TSCjPRbzptI/AAAAAAAAAXE/Wqbs0xgV1Sk/s1600/233.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TSCjPRbzptI/AAAAAAAAAXE/Wqbs0xgV1Sk/s1600/233.jpg" /></a></div><br />(明明就很厚…<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8397668597111158864?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-39679423435159523112010-12-28T19:07:00.000+08:002010-12-28T19:07:32.321+08:00某工廠<br />有個穿白背心的帥氣男子<br />做完伏地挺身後帶一群工人<br />對著某個女孩大喊「我 愛 你」<br />然後大家又回崗位繼續工作<br />那女孩和我學弟聊天<br />不理會那群人<br /><br />我沒戴安全帽就騎著機車離開工廠<br />在平交道看到一個手上拿牌子的警察<br />我嚇得馬上停車<br />走進某間民宅想躲<br />正要和裡頭的老人說話時<br />那警察走進來問<br />外頭那台車是你的嗎？<br />我就被開單了<br /><br />事後某個女人說<br />所以你要記得戴保險套<br />(不然會虧更多？<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3967942343515952311?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-792546214211024122010-12-24T01:59:00.003+08:002010-12-24T02:41:59.116+08:00特別是現在<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-79254621421102412?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-14896930353790471292010-12-13T00:34:00.000+08:002010-12-13T00:34:20.280+08:00安慰<br />這幾個禮拜六日都在圓山賣小東西，<br />上個星期天生意不好，<br />做了一天扣掉交通費，<br />時薪只有五元，<br />安慰自己下星期會更糟，所以…<br /><br />這星期2天，<br />還沒扣交通費實賺142元。<br /><br />好加在攤位商品參賽得第三名(獎金補貼<br /><br />===============================<br />白目<br />某保全公司業務來店內<br />他禮貌性的拜訪遞上名片<br />我：「我會將這件事和老闆說的，雖然他一定不會買。」<br /><br />我該檢討<br /><br />================================<br />洗衣<br />在洗衣槽撿到十元好開心(比時薪還高<br /><br />================================<br />現賺1200<br /><br />晚上11點<br />T字路口紅燈左轉<br />被警察伯伯攔下來<br />警：「你知不知道你闖紅燈？」<br />我：「…(心情不好，也不說話<br />他：「行照駕照拿出來」<br />我拿出來給他(心想完了 是不是5400元還多少錢忘了<br />他：「你知不知道這樣很危險？」<br />我：「…(臉很臭，還是不說話<br />他：「我開未依2段式左轉，比較便宜」<br />我：「那闖紅燈是多少錢？」(狂喜<br />他：「1800」<br />我：「謝謝你(真爽」<br />================================<br />夢<br />我有七十二個分身，<br />分散在高樓四周拿望遠鏡負責找出藍色行星，<br />我躺在椅子上曬太陽。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-1489693035379047129?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-46292353321489018762010-12-10T23:32:00.000+08:002010-12-10T23:32:11.055+08:00<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-4629235332148901876?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-44829438950281041332010-12-05T21:50:00.000+08:002010-12-05T21:50:18.846+08:00&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;1987年曾進行過的心理學實驗，將接受實驗的人分三組，先不對他們做任何說明，讓他們觀看50分鐘左右的白熊影片。<br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;至於為什麼要選擇白熊呢？因為在心理學中，白熊並沒有任何的象徵意義(標的)，是一種形象不固定的動物。<br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;影片看完後，請第一組人「記住白熊」，第二組人「要不要去想白熊都可以」，第三組人「什麼都可以想，就是不要想白熊的事情」<br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;一年過後，對於影片內容記得最清楚的居然是第三組(當初被下了禁止指令的那一組)<br /><br />也就是說，愈是不去想，就愈會去想，而更無法忘記。<br />這實驗突顯了「想要壓抑思考，反而會讓思考更加活絡」的現象<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-4482943895028104133?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-29235538274210096162010-11-30T01:27:00.000+08:002010-11-30T01:27:01.062+08:00調戲<br />區間車人很多，我站著，後面坐著一個四五歲小妹妹，<br />我們眼神對到，他馬上拿書擋著臉。(奸笑<br />玩了兩三次，怕他媽發現就沒在繼續。<br />過了半小時，我又偷瞄他。<br />他一緊張，拿書擋臉時沒抓緊，書就掉地上。<br />隔五六分鐘，我再偷瞄他，他手上沒書，靈機一動就用手遮臉。<br />我們2個又玩了七八次<br /><br />不囉唆<br />日本婦人問硯台多少錢，<br />我拿了計算機上頭打2500，<br />他也不殺價也不囉唆，<br />走掉了。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-2923553827421009616?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-89653305429686500942010-11-29T00:25:00.000+08:002010-11-29T00:25:47.969+08:00某女(很像20幾歲的林志玲)喝下自己調配的邪惡藥水，<br />穿著米黃色長棉T，上頭有一紅一白2個愛心圖案，<br />衣服正面還有一個純金的小愛心墜鍊，背後是銀色十字架，<br />拉十字架可以調整墜鍊的位置。<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8965330542968650094?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-81417479760521757292010-11-24T23:05:00.000+08:002010-11-24T23:05:38.294+08:00冷靜<br />對事不對人<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8141747976052175729?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-40952377902092182032010-11-18T22:38:00.000+08:002010-11-18T22:38:25.092+08:00我帶你去個地方<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-4095237790209218203?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-90269575585979014092010-10-08T02:45:00.002+08:002010-10-08T02:52:04.207+08:00病毒碼版本5509<br />------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />其一<br /><br />解決辦法<br />病毒碼更新到 &nbsp;5510 5511 或更新<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">其二</span><br /><br /><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">萬一誤刪 imm32.dll 檔</span></span></b><br /><br />請放入 XP原版光碟<br /><br />「開始」&gt;「執行」<br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;">expand -r x:\i386\imm32.dl_ c:\windows\system32\</span><br /><br />「x」= 光碟機代號<br /><br />重新開機搞定!<br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />其三<br /><br />今天遇到一件上網下載imm32.dll 檔的<br /><br />一開機就藍底白字<br /><br />C00啥的沒注意看<br /><br />用winPE救援光碟進入系統<br /><br />將<br /><br />c:\windows\system32\imm32.dll 刪掉<br /><br />電腦重開機<br /><br />做一次「<b>其二</b>」的動作就ok<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.pczone.com.tw/vbb3/thread/28/151932/">參考資料： NOD32 誤報 imm32.dll 中毒</a><br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />本來想說 將i386資料夾的<br /><br />imm32.dll 檔 copy 到 電腦裡就ok<br /><br />但<br /><br />那個檔是 imm32.dl_<br /><br />就算改檔名也沒用<br /><br />只好乖乖打指令 expand -r .........<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-9026957558597901409?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-58002489204179033072010-09-28T22:28:00.000+08:002010-09-28T22:28:57.615+08:00回房常想些難過的事<br />但都忍住了<br /><br />今天終於爆發<br /><br />我找不到出口<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-5800248920417903307?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-81118563702124975082010-09-20T23:54:00.000+08:002010-09-20T23:54:46.870+08:00背景一直重複這首歌<br /><iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="405" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/C9Dk26LLQOI" type="text/html" width="500"></iframe><br /><br />其一<br />操場上一大堆人打地鋪，<br />我揹著一屍體，將它放在我位置上假裝正在睡覺，<br />因為我不會注意周圍睡著的人，<br />所以猜測其他人也不會注意這裡。<br /><br />其二<br />超大水池，<br />魚很多，<br />許多人背靠欄杆坐著看書，<br />有個管理員在池邊稍息<br /><br />其二之一<br />自助式早餐，<br />全部的東西都在水池，<br />我幫某人夾餐點，<br />那人要我夾蜜汁雞腿，<br />我沒弄好，<br />雞腿漂到大荷葉旁，<br />我將荷葉拉過來要找雞腿，<br />動作太大，<br />我的早餐全掉進池裡。<br /><br />之二<br />身上只剩20元，<br />投個檸檬茶，<br />結果掉出XX綠茶，<br />吸管的包裝是直的(圖左<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TJeB3Bq9ALI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/5pkTYtTbe-w/s1600/ggq.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TJeB3Bq9ALI/AAAAAAAAAVQ/5pkTYtTbe-w/s320/ggq.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />之三<br /><b>克漢</b>向我借東西要証明身份用，<br />我才想起那東西和皮夾都借給別人了<br /><br />之四<br />爸媽一群人在池邊拿香拜小舅<br /><br />之五<br /><b>岳誠</b>和<b>慶權</b>在等我，<br />聊到2個<b>智遠</b>，<br />一個填表時寫106，<br />另一個會在106底下寫：<br />#9A61<br />和<br />#9A把9<br />這是認真，還是雞婆？<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8111856370212497508?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-48373020542384039962010-09-08T00:34:00.000+08:002010-09-08T00:34:09.679+08:00其一<br />丟掉五十樣東西<br /><br />其二<br />1Q84<br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #111111; font-family: Arial, Verdana; font-size: 16px; line-height: 19px;">心裡只要喜歡誰,人生就有救了,就算不能跟那個人在一起</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-4837302054238403996?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-40637703007886661132010-08-31T23:51:00.000+08:002010-08-31T23:51:35.920+08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">租書妹做到今天</span></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-4063770300788666113?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-56297542083129554222010-08-24T06:53:00.000+08:002010-08-24T06:53:01.711+08:00乃哥坐對面<br />他說魔岩人環境比我們差<br />但生活品質比我們好<br />昨天他還和他弟研究當地26條鐵路的規畫<br />又說格局要高一點<br />不要無謂的爭吵<br />最後介紹我看一本「該隱與亞伯的_ _」(書名忘了<br /><br /><br /><br /><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-5629754208312955422?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-16406732738201895852010-08-24T01:16:00.000+08:002010-08-24T01:16:15.237+08:00<iframe class="youtube-player" frameborder="0" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m-lcp7r02ks?hl=zh_TW" type="text/html" width="480"></iframe><br /><br />最近一直在關心人<br />也許我是想讓人關心吧？<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-1640673273820189585?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-45727257308919109512010-08-24T00:08:00.002+08:002010-08-24T06:58:19.786+08:00<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;">泡泡 </span></span><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/vdpolg/4920478700/" title="Flickr 上 vdpolg 的 泡泡"><img alt="泡泡" height="375" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4098/4920478700_2feddb69bf.jpg" width="500" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/vdpolg/4920477890/" title="Flickr 上 vdpolg 的 泡泡"><img alt="泡泡" height="375" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4099/4920477890_0b9fc128fb.jpg" width="500" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/vdpolg/4920477554/" title="Flickr 上 vdpolg 的 泡泡"><img alt="泡泡" height="375" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4097/4920477554_bd72719a96.jpg" width="500" /></a><br />阿福<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/vdpolg/4919879737/" title="Flickr 上 vdpolg 的 阿福"><img alt="阿福" height="375" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4081/4919879737_d713a6f03c.jpg" width="500" /></a><br /><br />小哈<br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/vdpolg/4919879077/" title="Flickr 上 vdpolg 的 小哈"><img alt="小哈" height="375" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4120/4919879077_5a353b5387.jpg" width="500" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-4572725730891910951?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-16006071795257343452010-08-20T08:58:00.001+08:002010-08-24T06:58:40.686+08:00其一<br />逛香港馬玉山百貨<br />有個商品<br />一頭是按摩棒<br />另一頭是手電筒造型自慰棒<br />還能折疊成吹風機<br />我打算買來送表姊<br /><br />其二<br />電影院<br />全面啟動下檔，換上阿凡達<br />我和奧戴麗赫本相視一笑<br />互比我挺你的手勢<br /><br />其三<br />臭鞋伴打開某人的房間<br />看到喇叭就說果然是 altec 2.9<br /><br />其四<br />佈好家裡網路線<br />但擋到動線<br />最後全拆掉<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-1600607179525734345?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-85024178925504850302010-08-17T09:03:00.000+08:002010-08-17T09:03:11.069+08:00其一<br />我在打電動<br />阿蕙來電說他們在烤肉，要我過去<br />我說待會<br />之後換我打過去<br />阿蕙說快結束了<br />我說會去吃幾口順便幫忙收<br />出門前上廁所<br />馬桶上有籃球雜誌<br />上頭寫著警衛和阿格西的戀情<br /><br />其二<br /><br />房間有個超大的鐵槌氣球<br />上頭寫著怪怪的文字<br />宏騏問怎麼來的<br />我說從台北拿回來<br />他說酷喔<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8502417892550485030?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-29367356651469129822010-08-15T21:25:00.000+08:002010-08-15T21:25:07.235+08:00小帥要我騎腳踏車到阿里山上擺攤<br />葉姐不想我去<br />他要我休息十個月<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-2936735665146912982?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-83829069051675338002010-08-13T04:08:00.000+08:002010-08-13T04:08:27.475+08:00<div><br /></div><div>星空微酸</div><div><br /></div><div>因為楊桃汁<br /><div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8382906905167533800?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-12248285223842728722010-08-12T00:59:00.000+08:002010-08-12T00:59:29.254+08:00其一<br />騎腳踏車要找人<br />車子突然斷2截<br />我牽著車頭離開<br />一個男衣人把車子其他部分丟在門口<br /><br />其二<br />在灣橋<br />家家戶戶都在拜拜<br />宏偉在某家的貢桌上翻東西<br />我上前想看他找什麼<br />他就騎著改過的小賽車跑掉<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-1224828522384272872?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-60467665627561336872010-08-09T07:46:00.004+08:002010-08-09T08:11:36.869+08:00其一<div>有個年輕老板載我們</div><div>停車找地方過夜</div><div>我車窗沒關緊</div><div>他說這地方小偷很多</div><div><br /></div><div>其二</div><div>在灣橋</div><div>我爸一群人在頂樓聊天</div><div>聲音超大</div><div>一個姑娘背靠著牆和我在樓下聊天</div><div>他讀護校</div><div>忘了聊什麼，但我喜歡這感覺</div><div>聊著聊著</div><div>我說要回去了，就要了他手機</div><div>正要打過去的時候</div><div>他爸走了過來</div><div>問我爸在那邊</div><div>我指著廚房</div><div>他爸就走進去</div><div><br /></div><div>其三</div><div>外頭下著大雨</div><div>那姑娘的哥哥要出門</div><div>我問了他家庭狀況</div><div>他說有2個人在安養院</div><div>他哥出門後</div><div>換我哥出門</div><div>外頭風雨超大</div><div>走著走著跌倒頭栽進水中</div><div>再爬起來繼續走</div><div>後面一台大車耐心等著他</div><div><br /></div><div>其四</div><div>大伯和四五個彪形大漢走出來</div><div>大伯手上拿著壽險保單</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6046766562756133687?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-68583697255108415492010-07-27T03:02:00.000+08:002010-07-27T03:03:00.120+08:00<div id="fullpost">要求</div><div id="fullpost">相信</div><div id="fullpost">接收</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6858369725510841549?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-8479685031627055612010-07-27T02:19:00.001+08:002010-07-27T02:19:42.621+08:00<div id="fullpost">又在痛了</div><div id="fullpost">但</div><div id="fullpost">我喜歡</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-847968503162705561?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-55372942281126323672010-07-26T18:35:00.000+08:002010-07-26T18:36:46.366+08:00<div id="fullpost">2個人</div><div id="fullpost">2個球場</div><div id="fullpost">5根香蕉</div><div id="fullpost">好麻吉</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-5537294228112632367?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-68483363548665848622010-07-18T00:59:00.002+08:002010-07-18T01:03:39.463+08:00<div id="fullpost">抱持著明天是世界末日的想法</div><div id="fullpost">迫使自己行動</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">喜歡</div><div id="fullpost">胸痛和右手關節痛的感覺</div><div id="fullpost">些微傷心和難過</div><div id="fullpost">哭出來會更好</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">我不想後悔</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6848336354866584862?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-14423103545494685152010-07-07T23:41:00.005+08:002010-07-08T05:44:08.659+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TDTuqfpJlII/AAAAAAAAARc/143QyCJ-YMI/s1600/3.JPG"></a><div><div>最近在練習喝酒<div>目前只喝過台皮黑賣知</div><div>青鳥皮久</div><div>潮日的乾杯</div><div>----------------某本行銷的書內容----------------</div><div>因為在書上看到</div><div>朝日用dry 幹掉 騎0皮酒的事</div><div>登上日本第一寶座</div><div>對dry產生興趣</div><div><br /></div><div>之前的酒是用製作方法來為酒取名</div><div>但朝日不打混戰</div><div>首創用「味道」來區分市場</div><div><br /></div><div>dry 區 和 非dry區</div><div><br /></div><div>不久後騎0推出一番醡應戰</div><div>但還是走不出製作方法的老路</div><div>----------------------書不在手邊，憑印象打的-------------------</div><div><br /></div><div>今天看了美味大挑戰第18集</div><div>有關dry 的東西</div><div>==========書裡內容===========</div><div>DRY 是形容帶辣味的意思</div><div><br /></div><div>好的日本酒有米甘味</div><div>好的葡萄酒有葡萄甘味</div><div>好的啤酒應有麥的甘味</div><div><br /></div><div>dry 含在嘴裡時，舌頭有強烈刺激</div><div>但裡頭沒甘味</div><div>喝下肚後刺激的味道也沒了</div><div>整體感覺淡而平坦</div><div> </div><div><br /></div><div>以下是傳統啤酒做法</div></div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TDSubPmvJvI/AAAAAAAAARM/WqYrsmGi6Sk/s1600/1.JPG"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TDSubPmvJvI/AAAAAAAAARM/WqYrsmGi6Sk/s400/1.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491205628740183794" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 278px; height: 400px; " /></a><br /><br /><div><br /></div><div>啤酒原料是大麥的麥芽</div><div>大麥泡水就會從胚芽長出麥芽</div><div><br /></div><div><div>這裡面有很多酵素作用</div><div><br /></div><div>將麥芽乾燥過後再加水</div><div>酵素就會活化，</div><div><br /></div><div>可讓麥的澱粉質轉化成適合酒精發酵的糖份</div><div><br /></div><div>這叫糖化麥芽</div></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>正統啤酒只用麥芽和啤酒花</div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TDSuxZPTllI/AAAAAAAAARU/QrfxK1AG6Qc/s1600/2.JPG"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 278px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TDSuxZPTllI/AAAAAAAAARU/QrfxK1AG6Qc/s400/2.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491206009283384914" /></a><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>糖化麥芽捨棄麥芽(米白)後</div><div>可得到麥汁</div><div><br /></div><div>麥汁加啤酒花煮到沸騰</div><div>冷卻後再加酵母進行酒精發酵</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>發酵八天後去除雜質</div><div>進行熟成，啤酒就完成了</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>DRY</div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TDTuqfpJlII/AAAAAAAAARc/143QyCJ-YMI/s400/3.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5491276259487487106" style="float: left; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; cursor: pointer; width: 278px; height: 400px; " /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); -webkit-text-decorations-in-effect: underline; "><br /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>因為加入米、玉米和澱粉以後味道比較清爽</div><div>且價格便宜，後來才被常作原料</div><div><br /></div><div>味道比100%麥芽淡</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>啤酒公司的dry 有2大共通點</div><div><br /></div><div>第一是使用發酵度<b>高</b>的酵母</div><div><br /></div><div>令麥汁裡的糖類轉換成酒精的比例較高</div><div>酒精度<b>高</b></div><div>令<b>甜度降低</b></div><div>味道也較<b>辣</b></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>第二是使用玉米和澱粉當輔助原料</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>啤酒的勁道是從大麥來的</div><div>大麥的蛋白質，胺基酸分解</div><div>在發酵過程裡供酵母利用</div><div>剩下的胺基酸則為啤酒帶來紮實醇厚的風味</div><div><br /></div><div>這就是dry所欠缺的</div><div>為何會如此</div><div>理論上歸納出三個可能性</div><div><div><ol><li>酵母發酵度高，所以胺基酸都被分解完了</li><li>在發酵完成的階段，胺基酸被過濾掉了</li><li>一開始原料的大麥比例就不高</li></ol><div>三是最有可能的</div></div></div><div><br /></div><div>麥芽少</div><div>提高米和玉米的用量</div><div>就變成又辣又沒味的啤酒</div><div><br /></div><div>書中看到的牌子有四款</div><div><br /></div><div>pin騎0</div><div>poroporo</div><div>潮日</div><div>kanetory</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>==========沒了===========</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>買了 潮日生啤酒 super dry</div><div>喝下去普普通通</div><div>只打一次酒嗝(超嗆)</div><div>就這樣</div><div>不喜歡也不討厭</div><div><br /></div><div>之前喝的酒都有難入口的苦味</div><div>但潮日的乾杯和 dry 就還好</div><div><br /></div><div>後座力的話</div><div>dry 會頭暈</div><div>其他就不會</div><div><br /></div><div>結論</div><div>dry有點兒貴</div><div>我不承認dry是正統啤酒</div><div>酒真的好難喝…</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-1442310354549468515?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-5752319334716107862010-07-07T23:36:00.003+08:002010-07-07T23:41:05.861+08:00店門口貼著徵工讀生的紙<div>我問租書妹是不是不做了</div><div>他說畢業</div><div>問他科系，資管系</div><div>問做到何時，他說月底</div><div><br /></div><div>回去時問他名字</div><div>他告訴我</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-575231933471610786?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-8306766970535886282010-07-03T17:29:00.003+08:002010-07-03T17:46:32.470+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TC8DN9PFWsI/AAAAAAAAARE/1M-4mi2HytM/s1600/jd.JPG"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 278px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TC8DN9PFWsI/AAAAAAAAARE/1M-4mi2HytM/s400/jd.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5489610009098934978" /></a><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/TC8DN9PFWsI/AAAAAAAAARE/1M-4mi2HytM/s1600/jd.JPG"></a>在租書店<div>老闆上完廁所回來</div><div>問我有沒有看到櫃台上的表格(一張護貝過的A4紙)</div><div>我猜它被電風扇吹到地上</div><div>於是幫老闆找</div><div>但一直找不到</div><div><br /></div><div>因為好奇心</div><div>就拿桌子上的照片來看</div><div>內容大多是中學生</div><div>日期是20120621</div><div><br /></div><div>最後我隨便拿一張紙放在櫃台上</div><div>它被風吹到桌子底下</div><div>表格就這樣找到了</div><div><br /></div> <div><br /></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-830676697053588628?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-20065775903771406682010-06-23T23:51:00.002+08:002010-06-23T23:53:57.127+08:00我問租書妹他是不是快畢業<div>他說再三個月</div><div>然後再六個月孩子就要生下來了</div><div><br /></div><div>聽到這句時</div><div>感覺他變好蒼老</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-2006577590377140668?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-44590995736784624442010-06-18T00:00:00.002+08:002010-06-18T00:06:00.751+08:00<div id="fullpost">以師哥的春光佐茶</div><br /><object style="background-image:url(http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/yjeamfG6sFc/hqdefault.jpg)" width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yjeamfG6sFc&amp;hl=zh_TW&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yjeamfG6sFc&amp;hl=zh_TW&amp;fs=1" width="425" height="344" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>跨屍袋</div><div>琴聲喚起沉睡的先埋</div><div><br /></div><object style="background-image:url(http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/vNDpyCyjZqs/hqdefault.jpg)" width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vNDpyCyjZqs&amp;hl=zh_TW&amp;fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vNDpyCyjZqs&amp;hl=zh_TW&amp;fs=1" width="425" height="344" allowscriptaccess="never" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-4459099573678462444?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-83606172797745691922010-06-17T23:50:00.002+08:002010-06-17T23:58:57.068+08:00<div id="fullpost">其一</div><div id="fullpost">將茶桶拿出去洗</div><div id="fullpost">奶茶裝滿之後才發覺太重搬不回教室</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">其二</div><div id="fullpost">和00去大茂參觀</div><div id="fullpost">廠長將門打開</div><div id="fullpost">突然冒出一個西裝阿伯走進去</div><div id="fullpost">我跟著他進去</div><div id="fullpost">廠長把我關在裡頭</div><div id="fullpost">我在裡面扮鬼臉</div><div id="fullpost">他們在外頭笑著不放我出來</div><div id="fullpost">之後才開門</div><div id="fullpost">回程下樓梯</div><div id="fullpost">00問幾點</div><div id="fullpost">我說一點</div><div id="fullpost">他：走，我們去吃麵</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8360617279774569192?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-86248321094961052822010-06-08T23:16:00.003+08:002010-06-08T23:20:33.767+08:00<div style="text-align: right;">妹書租到夢又我</div><div style="text-align: right;">字名他問</div><div style="text-align: right;">說他</div><div style="text-align: right;">槺守周</div><div style="text-align: right;">(寫書左向右從上紙在抄我)</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8624832109496105282?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-17400413768041521532010-05-27T07:28:00.002+08:002010-05-27T07:33:21.949+08:00在女大學生那修電腦<br />問他名字<br />他想了一下：祖人慶<br />我覺得這不像女生的名字<br />他說爸爸為了生男的，已讓媽媽流掉三個<br />這件事還不敢讓奶奶知道<br /><br />====================<br />夢是原本就寫好的劇本<br />但他(編劇)沒想到我會問名字<br />所以才瞎掰一個出來(我猜)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-1740041376804152153?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-45990592493373912142010-05-13T13:56:00.000+08:002010-05-13T13:57:03.719+08:00<a href="http://www.zooomr.com/photos/vdpolg/9162768/" title="Photo Sharing"><img src="http://static.zooomr.com/images/9162768_d24281cb8e.jpg" width="500" height="375" alt="戰利品" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-4599059249337391214?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-57999782506760365512010-05-12T00:22:00.002+08:002010-05-12T00:27:41.306+08:00和LUCKY逛地下街<div>聊到算命</div><div>我就說手相能算，摸骨能算</div><div>科技在進步</div><div>現在應該有血壓差算命(收縮壓-舒張壓)</div><div>超音波算命</div><div>核磁共振算命</div><div>針炙算命</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-5799978250676036551?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-60114656810742755252010-05-10T23:36:00.003+08:002010-05-10T23:45:39.977+08:00<div id="fullpost">其一</div><div id="fullpost">一群人聊天</div><div id="fullpost">只記得姑丈說：錯的是時代，而不是人</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">其二</div><div id="fullpost">圖書館櫃台</div><div id="fullpost">我問<b>租書妹</b>住哪</div><div id="fullpost">他說圖書館頂樓</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">其三</div><div id="fullpost">身份証改版</div><div id="fullpost">身份証字號的第四第五碼換成英文</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">其四</div><div id="fullpost">某人打電話</div><div id="fullpost">旁邊一台發電機</div><div id="fullpost">靠狗兒(拳師犬)跑步發電</div><div id="fullpost">只見狗站在熱狗架上前方放一堆熱狗</div><div id="fullpost">狗邊放熱狗邊跑步邊吃熱狗</div><div id="fullpost">就這樣一直循環</div><div id="fullpost">我問這樣花費貴不貴</div><div id="fullpost">一旁的妹妹說不會</div><div id="fullpost">因為熱狗是用舊手機換來的</div><div id="fullpost">他們家每天都有新手機</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6011465681074275525?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-42172530511809271982010-04-29T22:29:00.004+08:002010-05-14T17:49:46.748+08:00<div id="fullpost">自助加油</div><div id="fullpost">騎上自助加油車道</div><div id="fullpost">上頭寫著禁止精神病或無行為能力者使用</div><div id="fullpost">看半天找不到付現的方法</div><div id="fullpost">我跑去找工讀生問他自助加油怎麼付現</div><div id="fullpost">他說我們這只能用信用卡</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">預期</div><div id="fullpost">星期三照慣例</div><div id="fullpost">租書妹有在</div><div id="fullpost">一樣的香味</div><div id="fullpost">心情很好</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">我同意</div><div id="fullpost">漫畫：相信別人，比相信自己還難</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">沒種</div><div id="fullpost">和有好感的異性說話都會緊張</div><div id="fullpost">結巴、不敢看眼睛</div><div id="fullpost">不夠大方</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">咄咄逼人</div><div id="fullpost">某客戶新來的行政老師</div><div id="fullpost">一付很懂的樣子</div><div id="fullpost">狂挑毛病</div><div id="fullpost">幫老闆省錢我同意</div><div id="fullpost">但那態度我真想巴下去</div><div id="fullpost">都你來就好啦</div><div id="fullpost">幹!</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">小地方</div><div id="fullpost">要借走的書被包起來(老闆從不包</div><div id="fullpost">我很驚訝</div><div id="fullpost">也很高興</div><div id="fullpost">還研究了一下綁法</div><div id="fullpost">但失敗了</div><div id="fullpost"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/S9mcnvWHyaI/AAAAAAAAAQU/zCMUZ6DQ_CQ/s1600/%E5%BD%B1%E5%83%8F175.jpg"><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/S9mcnvWHyaI/AAAAAAAAAQU/zCMUZ6DQ_CQ/s400/%E5%BD%B1%E5%83%8F175.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465571829328890274" style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px; " /></a></div><br /><div id="fullpost">這是租書妹包的</div><div id="fullpost">我捨不得拆</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-4217253051180927198?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-50590807269636317292010-04-29T22:20:00.002+08:002010-04-29T22:26:04.534+08:00其一<div>蛙勒斯拿著(心愛的)羽毛球拍</div><div>我想讓球拍受傷</div><div>於是找他玩棒打老虎雞吃蟲</div><div>他說可以，但球拍不能互碰(那打屁啊…</div><div>兩個人邊走邊玩</div><div>上了貨櫃車繼續玩</div><div>突然間車子往下掉</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-5059080726963631729?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-49612333921305031182010-04-21T23:25:00.004+08:002010-04-21T23:33:52.881+08:00<div id="fullpost">其一</div><div id="fullpost">在飲料店打工</div><div id="fullpost">同事小胖妞和我玩一個遊戲</div><div id="fullpost">猜客戶飲料的甜度和冰量</div><div id="fullpost">猜錯的就要把錯的那杯喝下去</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">之後換猜拳遊戲</div><div id="fullpost">2個人在那邊猜拳邊喊 </div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b>槌槌背啊槌槌背!</b></span></div><div id="fullpost"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><b> 洗砧板啊洗砧板!</b></span></div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">其二</div><div id="fullpost">桌上一小堆麵粉(白粉?)</div><div id="fullpost">我拿冰棒棍刮弄著</div><div id="fullpost">00拿合歡山的照片給我看</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">其三</div><div id="fullpost">書報架上有三本九把刀的書</div><div id="fullpost">一本是「動漫人生」</div><div id="fullpost">另一本是深綠色封面的獵命師17集</div><div id="fullpost">還一本忘了</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-4961233392130503118?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-39167180046104031412010-04-21T00:28:00.001+08:002010-04-21T00:30:20.389+08:00<div><br /></div>買宵夜時<div>一隻狗靜靜坐在地上</div><div>望著前方</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3916718004610403141?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-14910026937504649892010-04-09T15:15:00.003+08:002010-04-09T15:21:27.788+08:00<div id="fullpost">其一</div><div id="fullpost">蘇先生和我吃飯</div><div id="fullpost">他：你要多交幾個女朋友，不要像我才交一個就結婚</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">其二</div><div id="fullpost">一群人晚上在巨蛋踢足球</div><div id="fullpost">因為看不到太陽</div><div id="fullpost">我們踢到隔天下午2點多才去上數學課</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">其三</div><div id="fullpost">千微在樓梯口唱情歌追女孩</div><div id="fullpost">一群人在圍觀</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">其四</div><div id="fullpost">水電行老闆教我倉庫該怎麼擺才好清點</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-1491002693750464989?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-8346540442029333842010-03-27T14:47:00.003+08:002010-03-27T15:00:15.400+08:00<div id="fullpost">其一</div><div id="fullpost">下班後</div><div id="fullpost">都會去看漫畫放鬆</div><div id="fullpost">從九點看到十一點</div><div id="fullpost">常常拿著書睡著</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">其二</div><div id="fullpost">很喜歡星期三</div><div id="fullpost">因為租書妹會在</div><div id="fullpost">一邊看著書</div><div id="fullpost">聞著他身上的味道</div><div id="fullpost">心情好很多</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">其三</div><div id="fullpost">店內廣播常放這首歌</div><br /><object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-VEinUnJ22g&amp;hl=zh_TW&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-VEinUnJ22g&amp;hl=zh_TW&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object><br /><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">聽了會想哭</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-834654044202933384?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-78919633236666097542010-03-22T23:14:00.003+08:002010-03-22T23:25:15.419+08:00<div id="fullpost">其一</div><div id="fullpost">租書妹在計算紙上寫</div><div id="fullpost">56-18</div><div id="fullpost">其二</div><div id="fullpost">在便利商店買東西</div><div id="fullpost">店員(也是租書妹)條碼掃不進去</div><div id="fullpost">就用按的</div><div id="fullpost">但按鍵卡住不能動</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">昨天</div><div id="fullpost">用洗面乳洗臉</div><div id="fullpost">在臉上輕輕一捏</div><div id="fullpost">所有的痘痘和油都出來了</div><div id="fullpost">像海綿一樣</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">上星期的某天</div><div id="fullpost">志維要我們在頭上綁紅巾</div><div id="fullpost">在校園四處走著</div><div id="fullpost">操場上有個大洞，旁邊有一大堆土要運走</div><div id="fullpost">但沒工具只能用手捧</div><div id="fullpost">志維叫我們用頭巾將土包起來帶走</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-7891963323666609754?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-82701540732406688522010-03-10T23:10:00.002+08:002010-03-10T23:16:12.207+08:00<div id="fullpost">對調</div><div id="fullpost">吃飯</div><div id="fullpost">洗澡</div><div id="fullpost">拔網路線</div><div id="fullpost">開門七劍士 紅橙黃綠藍靛紫</div><div id="fullpost">彩虹七色 柴米油鹽醬醋茶</div><div id="fullpost">禦飯團</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8270154073240668852?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-61569399461706790862010-02-27T12:46:00.002+08:002010-02-27T13:55:24.703+08:00<div>其一</div>一群人出去玩<div>我穿底長30公分的靴子</div><div>向一元借襪子</div><div>因為他洗好就塞進鞋子裡</div><div>所以襪子又濕又冷</div><div>其二</div><div>小馬哥下鄉</div><div>一條街滿是鞭炮煙火</div><div>其三<br /><div id="fullpost">我和堂哥在小吃店倉庫挑東西</div><div id="fullpost">聽著老闆和老闆娘談話</div><div id="fullpost">堂哥找到一張顯卡說他有一張一樣的</div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6156939946170679086?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-36580860851853576462010-01-27T01:51:00.001+08:002010-01-27T01:52:34.490+08:00<div id="fullpost">夢到在租書店看書</div><div id="fullpost">租書妹在顧店</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3658086085185357646?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-84179234325183123092010-01-20T23:19:00.002+08:002010-01-20T23:30:09.285+08:00星期三，租書妹在<div>八點就衝去報到</div><div>6本書，26元</div><div>我掏出50</div><div>他正要按計算機</div><div>我：找24</div><div>又笑著說：這不用計算機吧?</div><div>他也笑了</div><div><br /></div><div>===================</div><div><br /></div><div>事後檢討：</div><div><br /></div><div>開玩笑可以，但傷到人就不行</div><div>這下糗了 = =</div><div><br /></div><div>===================</div><div>下次應該要說</div><div>小姐，我剛好有零錢(之類的)，要多少有多少…</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>===================</div><div>活到老，學到老</div><div>事後諸葛亮，事前豬一樣</div><div>千金難買早知道</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8417923432518312309?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-254595296604620962010-01-04T00:13:00.002+08:002010-01-04T00:17:13.378+08:00<div id="fullpost">老師要我登記<b>劉豫讓</b>的電話和地址</div><div id="fullpost">我忙著設計蚊帳就忘記了</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-25459529660462096?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-71305869207934486702009-12-23T23:06:00.003+08:002009-12-23T23:28:40.588+08:00<div id="fullpost">其一<br />排除客戶電腦問題<br />其二<br />pfsense+b2d 將圖片放到網路上<br />其三<br />最高興的是<br />今天租書妹有在!!<br />我借了刃牙20<br />灌籃少年act2第29<br />另外還2本不重要的<br /><br />重頭戲來了<br />四本書14元<br />我掏出珍貴的50元<br />果然!!<br />又用計算機算(超開心<br /><br />小插曲：刃牙19被借走…<br />灌籃30被借走…<br /><br />看完時，突動念想待久一點<br />於是在櫃台借新書(兼偷瞄<br />龍狼傳6和剛看到的zetman13<br />左看右看<br />zet13怎麼不見了…(租書妹親切的幫我查<br />原來被某男借去看了(他還坐我旁邊…<br /><br />小插曲2<br />租書妹穿褲襪(好性感<br />害我看書都不專心<br />我和 @sautiller 是同類人<br /><br />小插曲3<br />龍狼6看完了<br />身旁的ZET13男還在那邊慢慢翻<br /><br /><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-7130586920793448670?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-29801856249649664502009-12-22T12:17:00.003+08:002009-12-22T12:39:47.907+08:00我和<b>逸松</b>去圖書館借書<div>他找不到旅行學相關的書</div><div>我說我有</div><div>要辦借書手續時</div><div>館員在我書上寫東西</div><div>還給我一張名片</div><div>回教室路上遇到<b>周組</b>，他正要去別班上課</div><div><b>慧如</b>看著他發呆</div><div>進教室後</div><div>我繞路去書櫃拿旅行學</div><div>怕<b>淑月</b>聞到我身上的味道</div><div>將書拿給逸松之後</div><div>我關上窗戶，撞到<b>冠成</b>手肘(穿著汗衫)</div><div><b>柄福</b>一副囂張樣，將後門關上打算繼續睡覺</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-2980185624964966450?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-38472600402359543322009-12-09T22:44:00.004+08:002009-12-09T22:50:12.910+08:00<div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">一百元結帳</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">租書妹竟然用心算</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">我很驚訝</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">很高興看到他的成長</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">=====後遺症=====</div><div id="fullpost">每次結帳都忍不住想笑</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3847260040235954332?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-29117496575825053412009-12-02T22:54:00.002+08:002009-12-02T23:02:49.891+08:00阿鋮明天生日，我請他吃飯<div>聊到租書妹的事(100元-16 or 100-12 元用計算機算的小事)</div><div><br /></div><div>吃完我帶他去租書</div><div>阿鋮說各付各的</div><div>我：不是錢的問題(使眼色</div><div>他馬上領悟</div><div><br /></div><div>結帳時</div><div>四本書共十六元</div><div>我很順的掏出零錢，約七八十元(靠</div><div><br /></div><div>應該拿一百元才對的…</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-2911749657582505341?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-15739314540050589682009-11-10T08:57:00.004+08:002009-11-10T09:53:39.770+08:00<div id="fullpost">其一</div><div id="fullpost">父女倆在購物</div><div id="fullpost">女選了幾支筆</div><div id="fullpost">有「觀測價」和「鑑賞價」兩種價格，前者較便宜</div><div id="fullpost">在停車場管理員那結帳</div><div id="fullpost">管理員說觀測價以五百米為單位，距離愈長愈貴</div><div id="fullpost">女聽不懂，隨便結了帳就離開</div><div id="fullpost">上車後某女想起管理員說話都不看人</div><div id="fullpost">帽子刻意壓低看不清面貌</div><div id="fullpost">賣場一定有事發生，叫父親快趕回賣場</div><div id="fullpost">其二</div><div id="fullpost">有個很輕佻的小沙彌</div><div id="fullpost">我花錢詢問，非找到他不可</div><div id="fullpost">其三</div><div id="fullpost">cgs遇到一個老人</div><div id="fullpost">老人說：你是個很幹勁的人</div><div id="fullpost">可惜三十歲前討不到老婆</div><div id="fullpost">三十歲後女人個個都像「南老虎」一樣</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost">cgs騎著雪地機車，路上有人用爐子泡咖啡喝</div><div id="fullpost">兩個人就聊了起來</div><div id="fullpost">那人為了找尋失踨的兒子</div><div id="fullpost">從德國進口一台大型雪車</div><div id="fullpost">那人邀cgs一起找，他答應了</div><div id="fullpost">兩人上車才出發沒多久</div><div id="fullpost">cgs發覺雪車目標大易遭攻擊</div><div id="fullpost">說服那人坐他的機車</div><div id="fullpost">那人同意了，條件是機車讓給他騎</div><div id="fullpost">才剛過一個轉角</div><div id="fullpost">兩人就遇埋伏</div><div id="fullpost">某女用十字弓將那人射死</div><div id="fullpost">車子失控滑落山谷，cgs下落不明</div><div id="fullpost">集團首領現身</div><div id="fullpost">他對某女說，我故意排這位置給你</div><div id="fullpost">就是要你殺了他</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-1573931454005058968?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-45405806205552147282009-10-26T11:08:00.004+08:002009-10-27T04:05:36.391+08:00其一<div>在大公司工作</div><div>內容是介紹產品</div><div>只需展示和詳列規格</div><div>生意很好</div><div>貝姬也在裡頭</div><div>其二</div><div>陸小鳳吃完東西上廁所</div><div>忽覺喉頭一陣茶葉香</div><div>大驚</div><div>原來是青色小蛇所咬</div><div>怎樣就是嘔不出蛇，運內力也逼不出來</div><div>於是靈機一動，去找剛剛吃的食物</div><div>小蛇聞味才剛溜出來</div><div>就被別人亂槍射死</div><div>其三</div><div>棒球場遇吉答胖</div><div>他對我作業只完成一半很失望</div><div>要求一星期只能修一天的課</div><div>其他時間空出來做事</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-4540580620555214728?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-13163393178606446592009-10-22T00:39:00.000+08:002009-10-22T00:40:12.929+08:00機車(持續開發中)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-1316339317860644659?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-78414473395852176022009-10-17T13:25:00.003+08:002009-10-17T13:37:33.265+08:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/StlXrVa-P1I/AAAAAAAAAQE/lspUI5LIza4/s1600-h/q.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px; height: 200px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2LogQTmgr7A/StlXrVa-P1I/AAAAAAAAAQE/lspUI5LIza4/s400/q.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5393438430749146962" /></a>其一<br />2隊比賽棒球<br />雙方投手是國見比呂和GURURU(卡通造型，頭部是LCD)<br /><br />其二<br />國見和艾莉卡玩投接球遊戲<br />國見昏倒，因為手骨折<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-7841447339585217602?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-36633120172664273532009-10-15T10:25:00.004+08:002009-10-20T14:20:45.496+08:00其一<br />小人國的家園被大象們衝破<br />為首的大象說：因為你們為了更多的資源，奪走了我們的東西<br /><br />某個小人要衝出去報家園被毀之仇但被阻止<br />那人說：因為報仇而犧牲生命是不值得的<br /><br />其二<br />遇到2個姊妹<br />姊姊有變身的能力(小女孩變大美人)<br />妹妹會讀取人心<br />妹妹被綁架<br /><br />其三<br />某男破了某騙局<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3663312017266427353?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-67950507086375288992009-10-02T23:48:00.002+08:002009-10-03T01:18:53.253+08:00<div id="slider"><br />當然是狗<br/>難道是猪嗎!<br /></div><br /><div id="box1"><br /><a href="javascript:popout();">狗娘養的　(射十二生肖)</a><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6795050708637528899?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-33412477626999056412009-09-26T10:17:00.002+08:002009-09-26T10:26:42.834+08:00其一<br />我問<span style="font-weight: bold;">小華</span>會不會煮菜<br />他說會，還推舉了幾個人<br />有<span style="font-weight: bold;">啦八</span>、<span style="font-weight: bold;">麗雯</span>... 三四個人<br />最後是麗雯煮菜，燒一手好菜<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">姨丈</span>(全身光溜溜)和<span style="font-weight: bold;">阿姨</span>在房間外偷看裡頭<br /><br />其二<br />運動會<br />我拿黃色布條鋪走道，方法錯了、鋪很久<br />之後擺桌子，上頭幾個水杯，有些還插了吸管<br />某人的藥袋、搖控器等許多雜物<br />不知怎麼擺<br />看大家努力工作著，想幫忙又不知道要幹嘛<br />之後<span style="font-weight: bold;">阿軒</span>來了，對場佈有意見<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3341247762699905641?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-15725592915093804642009-09-14T22:55:00.002+08:002009-09-14T22:59:37.137+08:00flash 董老師<br />教大家認識 戎祥<br /><br />在黑板上寫著「岱祥」 (嘴巴說戎，但寫出來是岱)<br /><br />字：工兵衛<br />號：一點靈<br /><br />以下是自己取的<br />字：新兵衛<br />號：譯典通<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-1572559291509380464?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-82975836393822422632009-09-05T00:47:00.001+08:002009-09-05T00:48:08.023+08:00想一些事情<div>可以讓我哭出來的事</div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-8297583639382242263?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-33303838803313661632009-09-01T23:23:00.001+08:002009-09-01T23:25:57.903+08:00<div id="fullpost">大家出去玩</div><div id="fullpost">梅子要我們到柵湖線終點集合</div><div id="fullpost">終點站叫「月眉」</div><div id="fullpost">上車前要交押金 2600元</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3330383880331366163?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-19180832893824850812009-08-14T12:47:00.000+08:002009-08-14T12:48:04.331+08:00<div>其一</div><div>我和<b>伯記</b>在金門</div><div>要去買便宜的麵包(3個25元)</div><div>伯記問紅姨(很漂亮的姑娘)還有沒有剩</div><div>他說剩一點點</div><div>因為一點半出爐，那時已經五點多了</div><div><br /></div><div>其二</div><div>某人問<b>陳琳</b>可以親他嗎？</div><div>陳琳點頭</div><div>於是某人先親他右臉再親左臉</div><div>然後用毛筆在右臉頰寫「<b>顏聖冠</b>」</div><div>左臉寫「<b>黃國倫</b>」</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>陳琳很美</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-1918083289382485081?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-38681867610356992232009-08-05T16:44:00.001+08:002009-08-05T16:46:08.010+08:00打錯電話<br />春梅接起來<br />我：好久不見，最近在幹嘛<br />他：星期二、四都在踢足球<br />我：那我去看你踢球<br />他：好<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-3868186761035699223?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-78166925199410510662009-07-31T22:21:00.001+08:002009-07-31T22:23:22.024+08:00其一<br />左上虎牙掉<br />血狂流<br />打手機給媽<br />但說不出話<br />失去意識<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-7816692519941051066?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-69410095766458133902009-07-28T10:23:00.002+08:002009-07-28T10:26:45.251+08:00<div id="fullpost">其一</div><div id="fullpost">我住七樓，外頭是網咖</div><div id="fullpost">在房間玩wow</div><div id="fullpost">給npc一個合成的餅</div><div id="fullpost">他送我一個金色的裝備</div><div id="fullpost">其二</div><div id="fullpost">哥哥開著車</div><div id="fullpost">但他不知道怎麼煞車</div><div id="fullpost">我教了半天</div><div id="fullpost">他還把車子開進別人家去</div><div id="fullpost"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6941009576645813390?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-1229249543733066062009-07-18T17:04:00.002+08:002009-07-18T17:07:55.741+08:00<b>智遠開車</b>載著我和<b>士傑</b><div>他想成為商務人士</div><div>我們去一個小型的party</div><div>看到<b>志遠</b>學長和三四個學長</div><div>在那邊吃酪梨配醬油</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-122924954373306606?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-73216611456263284592009-07-06T09:56:00.002+08:002009-07-06T10:00:31.073+08:00<div id="fullpost">其一</div><div id="fullpost">一通未接來電</div><div id="fullpost">學妹胡美果(不認識</div><div id="fullpost">其二</div><div id="fullpost">透過小風扇(系統風扇)和丁丁說話</div><div id="fullpost">聲音斷斷續續，丁丁一直笑</div><div id="fullpost">其三</div><div id="fullpost">一個子彈形狀西瓜大小的金屬</div><div id="fullpost">從斜坡滾下，速度很快</div><div id="fullpost">我過去把它拿回來</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-7321661145626328459?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-66121004635425473242009-07-04T14:04:00.002+08:002009-07-04T14:09:22.178+08:00<div id="fullpost">其一</div><div id="fullpost">2隻狗和一張會走路的椅子跟著我</div><div id="fullpost">我用科學麵餵他們</div><div id="fullpost">其二</div><div id="fullpost">我是警察</div><div id="fullpost">和同事在某屋查案</div><div id="fullpost">手機和皮包都忘了拿</div><div id="fullpost">要回去拿時，同事阻止我</div><div id="fullpost">之後偷偷摸摸回去找</div><div id="fullpost">東西已被調包</div><div id="fullpost">其三</div><div id="fullpost">我和臭鞋伴在同公司</div><div id="fullpost">和女同事聊天</div><div id="fullpost">其他忘了</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6612100463542547324?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4271217318124567032.post-61920491273560045192009-06-25T13:38:00.001+08:002009-06-25T13:40:14.498+08:00其一<br />學妹在超市上班<br />我去找他<br />他說忘了帶電影票來不及看電影<br />因為六點下班，但每次都要清理收拾完畢店長才放人<br />電影七點上映<br />我要回去幫他拿他說不用<br />其二<br />一個很像大S的漂亮女生<br />他說他的女朋友拍照都不好看<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/4271217318124567032-6192049127356004519?l=skyenvy.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>初號機http://www.blogger.com/profile/13086154675610445093noreply@blogger.com0